Impatient Inpatient

One man's healthcare journey to get back on his feet… literally and metaphorically!

What's it all about?

Three months in hospital. One busted body. Zero chill.

Come for the laughs, stay for the existential crisis!

This isn’t your typical sob story – it’s a wild, multimedia ride through the weird, wonderful, and occasionally wobbly world of health care, healing, and learning to walk (and swear) again. Navigating bureaucracy, red tape and the lunacy of health care policies. 

Equal parts heart and hilarity – this is recovery, reimagined.

Catch it at Hamilton Fringe – your prescription for unforgettable theatre.

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Discover the Story Behind

'Impatient Inpatient'

‘Impatient Inpatient’ is a unique theatrical experience that combines comedic storytelling with a poignant narrative about recovery and the state of our Health Care System.

Follow the journey of one man’s three-month hospital stay, filled with laughter, resilience, and a fresh perspective on healing.

This show promises to entertain and inspire, offering a new take on the challenges and triumphs of regaining one’s health.

2025 Hamilton Fringe Showtimes

TUESDAY

JULY 15

WEDNESDAY

JULY 16

THURSDAY

JULY 17

8:55 PM
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FRIDAY

JULY 18

6:00 PM

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SATURDAY

JULY 19

10:00 PM

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SUNDAY

JULY 20

6:05 PM
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TUESDAY

JULY 22

7:30 PM

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WEDNESDAY

JULY 23

6:30 PM
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THURSDAY

JULY 24

7:45 PM
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FRIDAY

JULY 25

8:35 PM

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SATURDAY

JULY 26

9:45 PM

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SUNDAY

JULY 27

6:20 PM
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(416) 357-4752
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info@impatientinpatient.com
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Staircase Theatre
27 Dundurn St N, Hamilton
Located in the heart of Hamilton, easily accessible by public transit and with ample parking nearby.

What Our Audience is Saying

“Haven’t seen it because it hasn’t been staged yet but the concept sounds good… I guess. I might check it out unless I get a better offer.”
Emily R.

“…that was the best thing I’ve ever seen… the humour was right up my street. I hope they release another Deadpool movie soon.“

Wade W.
“If there’s nothing on TV that night I would love to go to the theatre… what? Hamilton? Sorry, I’m washing my hair.”
Sarah L.

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Don’t miss out on the chance to witness ‘Impatient Inpatient’—a hilarious and heartfelt journey through recovery like you’ve never seen before. Secure your seats now and be part of an unforgettable theatrical experience that promises to entertain and inspire. Join us at the Hamilton Fringe and dive into a world where laughter is the best medicine. Book your tickets today and prepare for an evening of comedy and insight!
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